Just remember....

Being pretty on the inside won't get you laid...

sayonara hookers and hoodlums

I started this program because of peer pressure.  The truth is I've secretly been wanting to challenge myself to a break from drinking and focus more on exercise for a long time and PCP's slightly cooler than AA.

As I stopped drinking at home the results were pretty cool. I realized that I'm equally as entertained or relaxed at night without having a bottle of Michael Jackson's ~Jesus Juice. (or maybe that's only what you call it when you're giving it to kids).

It's great not waking up with a hangover everyday wondering what the hell you wrote on facebook... or posted on pcp!  Was that my ass....?  Yes, it was.  Oh geez, not again.

Yes, I learned a few tid bits of info... or as Patrick calls them, “wisdom bombs!”  lol, but I've always been into healthy eating. If you don't know about high fructose corn syrups or trans fats by now then you deserve some cellulite. The most important thing I learned from pcp is working out averagely will get you an average body... ie me. Working out hard will get you a sexier body.  Seems basic, but my pre-pcp 1 hr gym routines seem like infants blubber at this point.   Oh, and I lost 8 pounds and learned I'm not a total alcoholic.  Just a "half drunk" as we tried our first week of pcp.

Taking photos by myself was a bit challenging so I had to get creative. “Hey honey, take some photos of my ass so I can post them up in the internet”,  does not go over so well with hubby.

Holidays are PCP kryptonite. I could have had better results had I not been on 5 holidays in 5 countries for 5 days each.  I just feel if you're on holiday you deserve to Enjoy! Which we did.  But that's ok because...

Most people think after this 90 days it's finally the end... in my mind it's the beginning.

Cheers mates!

Charity

weight loss is expensive

my designer belts won't fit anymore...

I'll upload my final pcp photo after my spray tan session!

Danish Danishes....

and Swedish meatballs go down great with a Tuborg!

Being in Denmark and Sweden for 10 days doesn't make me a proud pcp'er...  especially when you happen to be there for Copenhagen's gay party weekend.    Never seen so many hot Scandinavian lezbos making out... with it's fair share of completely un-hot.   But I was pretty good holding back on partying and spent lots of quality time with the family.  It helps that my husband parties like a Quaker.

It's good to be back in HK and more focused.   Hopefully my final photo will be a nice combination of fitness, spray tan and photo shop.

My Oprah Moment:
Since the beginning of pcp I've often wondered what my final thoughts were going to be.  I've been back and forth with ideas but none of them too inspiring.  I was hoping I'd somehow see the light and get all chill like Paulo Coelho, but so far all I can think about is I can't wait to go get blind wasted!

I'm so much better at being bad

Someone please challenge me to 3 months of dirty dirty mayhem after this.....  I'm sure I can do it.

No salt

=no swallowing

sorry guys.  rules are rules

Coons?

I wasn't going to have a glass of wine on indulgence day because I know that usually doesn't end well... but I was thirsty.

All I know is this morning my fridge looks like raccoons got into it... guess I was hungry too.

love eating healthy

Made a big pot of vegetable soup.  Delish!!

Side note:  haven't missed a single day of working out while not on holiday since June 1st... altho taken 3 holidays so far...

3 1/2 hours at the gym today

Felt guilty about my b-list debauchery.  :)

Bringing my gym clothes and heading to Singapore with hubby for 5 days.  I don't know any pseudo rock stars and it's supposed to be raining there so I plan on being pcp safe. :)

Nice weekend everyone!




Update:  Weather forecast was wrong.  Poolside cabana at Le Meridian wasn't complete without a few Singapore slings!  yummm...

Update

Listening to Brazilian music while friends were out having fun with a friend from NYC... won!  I went out and that wine tasted goooood!

I think that many people cheat on pcp but don't blog about it.  (altho he was gay (not in the cool homo way but in the cheesy way)  I was impressed Eddie was good tonight).

Let's face it.... most people didn't need to sign up for pcp for their gift of discipline.

I'm not saying I drank champagne at my friend's wedding in Bali last weekend...

But I doubt that midget would have gotten away with stealing my iphone had I been sober.

Needless to say I'm having difficulty not drinking in social situations so I'll just avoid them all together.

You guys have fun out in HK tonight!  I'm sitting this one out...... or am I.......  hmmm....?

my body says ouuuuchy

but my mind says, "no pain, no gain".

Sayonara Keg

konichiwa six pack

on track again and feelin good

I quite like waking up not hungover and getting more fit everyday.  I also like not having the alcohol demon sitting on my shoulder at night convincing me things like putting a photo of my ass on my blog is a good idea and waking up the next morning oblivious.    Obviously that's not the current condition of my ass or I'd be spending my Summer partying.  I don't recommend setting up a blog drunk.  Anyone notice how retarded my "blue man" photo looks....... ?!

For a Southerner with Irish genes I've been pretty damn good.  Healthy foods and exercises come more naturally.  I was proud of myself for working out jet lagged after a 15 hr flight to NYC to party with my friends last weekend.  As long as partying with minor drugs and lesbians isn't against the rules I'm ok. ;)  

Hopefully at the end of PCP my ass will get back to looking like that photo.  I'll be sure to take my photo after a binger leaving me dehydrated and waking up drunk like I did in the original.... I remember I kept on drinking that day.... hmm....   Still the photo on the right with all the airbrushing is the ultimate goal.  I'll start practicing my Photoshop skills.

I'm too hung over to blog today.

3 weeks in and getting fit!

I'm saving all my heavy thoughts for the Oprah Winfrey show.

2 weeks in!

and so far I've lost exactly 14 days.

Day 10 back on track!

No more getting "half" drunk.

But day 5 was way more fun!

Day #5. Fail

Day 4. Done!

Spent all day on the boat with friends... sober!   Didn't drink and lost money at poker but still had fun.  Weeeird!

I've been sippin some of Charlie Sheen's WINNER juice!

Afterwards my friends went out partying and I went to the gym... on a Saturday Night!

Now I'm home googling "Bunga Bunga" parties realizing whether I'm a Winner or Loser is debatable!

If I drink half as much my first day as I did the day before then I can still get drunk.

This Summer's gona suck